Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this
"Fuck this one person in particular" - God
I’m imagining Zeus thinking this mortal got with (one of) his girl(s) and just tosses some bolts at him in a fit of jealous rage.
Thor’s like, “You, mortal man, I saw you try to break into that car. Heimdall informs me you’re the one who also stole Darcy’s music player.”
The Shieldmaiden’s are kicking ass!!!
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!
Personally, I think both Aslaug and Siggy are shady mother fuckers. I don’t trust them any further than I can throw them. I’m hoping they manipulate each other and duke it out, and in the end Lagertha stabs them both in the gullet.
Siggy, just stab her in the face already.
"Madness, you say? Do you fear me?! Are you afraid of something I might say, of what I might do? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
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